Beuf

A sloth and glutton who indulges in alcohol, food, and unemployment so profoundly, their only means of paying their body’s diabetes tax is with their extremities.

Did you hear about The Big Old Beuf? He drank alcohol and ate greasy chicken sleaze his entire life now him and his dick pig wife have diabetes type 2 and their legs are rotting off.

Friend: FUCKIN A MAAAAAAN, I AINT NO BOSS BEUF MAN. I AINT LOSING MY LEGS AND GETTING SUGAR FOOT MAAAAAAAAAAAN

by Stabilo August 10, 2022

beuf

The french pronouciation of 'beef' usually used in the UK to describe an overly-used Vagina

Just look at her sweaty Beuf

by Tarquin June 19, 2003

beuf

verb - to jump into the air and hit someone with your buttocks.

Scott beufed Dave to the ground.

by Scott B. May 12, 2004

Beuf

An average white fat male who sits on the couch all day while his wife gets stuffed by bulls a beuf is also someone who nuts and kneels also is a sick dirty dog

The beuf is a dirty old dog

by Beufbuster October 4, 2022

Beuf Dick

When you've lost the urge to beat off like you used too

Many Tony has some BEUF DICK. He hasn't beat off in weeks, and he normally beats off 5 times daily

by BRAINSTEW! October 3, 2022